Sex Machines !

At our Chardmore Society parties, people love the sex machines. Women love to try out the Sybian, the Motorbunny and various types of f-machine. They often feel a bit nervous at first until one is daring enough to try – then they see the effect and line up for a turn…

I bought most of this stuff from my favourite specialists, sexmachines.co.uk

They have every possible type of sex machine you can imagine, from the big ones you need to pack away in the loft or garage when the kids are around, to discreet little ones. There’s even one that is cunningly disguised as a small toolbox

The Sybian is pretty much the Rolls Royce of sex machines. The Cowgirl is similar. The Love Rider needs no electricity and in controlled by the woman herself. There’s even one called the Gangbang, which can serve four women at once – that’s what you call a hen party…

There’s a Bondage Love Machine, on which you can be restrained. And that reminds me – of course these machines can be used on men as well. Dominant women take note!

There’s even a dual penetration sex machine. You don’t need me to explain that one, do you…

At the moment, there’s £200 off the Caesar Love Machine, which comes with all kinds of extras – even a smartphone holder, for music while you cum. I kid you not. It’s reduced from £549 to £349 for  limited time

sexmachines.co.uk have a UK phone number for queries, free UK deliveries over £50 and you can even get interest-free credit with Klarna. 

To see the full range, go to sexmachines.co.uk