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Strap ons and Jock Straps

September 10, 2015 by admin

This week I was lucky enough to entertain a both generous and wealthy client who asked me to feminise him. I was able to provide the necessary clothing, jewellery etc and having been a stylist/makeup artist in a former life I quite enjoy the challenge of transforming a burly trucker into Patricia the Stripper. However, I don’t have a ready supply of size nine fuck-me shoes, and so I informed said gent in advance that he would need to supply his own.

eveAt the end of the session he very kindly passed them on to me (having little need for red and black skyscraper heels in the marital home) as well as giving me a hefty tip. If Carlsberg made clients…

I also had my first occasion to audition something a bought a while ago, a ridiculously expensive but rather lovely strap on harness and dildo. I purchased these on a whim when I first came to London; I’d gone to the Sh! women’s sex shop in Hoxton for a class on pegging on the promise of free cupcakes and cava, and had fallen into the age-old mug trap of buying something completely unnecessary simply because you’ve bonded with the sales assistant over the joys of anal penetration. The whole shebang cost me over a hundred quid and has been sitting unopened in my top drawer like a sneering reminder of my gullibility. However, tonight Mr Fuck Me Shoes was the unknowing recipient of my strap-on virginity. Fun it was.

It’s not all been smut this week (I’ve done a fair bit of campaigning against benefit cuts for disabled people by this evil Tory government*) but it actually has mainly been smut.

Wearing my non-work hat, I helped serve drinks and canapes at a very upmarket cocktail party in Covent Garden for dominants and submissives. There was a strict dress (or un-dress) code; Doms were to wear black tie or cocktail dress and subs to wear lingerie (or for male subs, an “interesting jock strap”. If you know what one of those is, answers on a postcard please).

An old friend of mine asked me why on earth I’d spend four hours handing out Brie and cream crackers in my pants for no money, but the answer is because I thought it might be a hoot. The same old friend once described me as a hedonist, and in the past I thought nothing could be further from the truth – I was weighted with heavy responsibilities, and boy, did I take them seriously. But now I finally realise what he meant – there’s a lot of apples out there and this girl is going to take a bite out of every one.

*Before Peter Pedantic writes in to inform me that it’s actually a coalition government, to my mind the worst current atrocities (upholding laws that allow zillionaires to evade tax, the whilst relentlessly penalising those on benefits by forcing them to leave their homes and communities) are committed by the Tory contingent of the administration. The LDs are collaborators; I despise them too but in a completely different way.

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On Being Independent, Latex Bargains and Getting Outed on Twitter

July 30, 2015 by admin

It’s been a couple of weeks that I’ve been indie and its been a massive learning curve. I’ve been inducted into the hell that is Adultwork, and wasted tedious hours trying to upload photos using their lottery-based photo uploader (you have a one in 14,000 000 chance of it uploading successfully).

deviant_eve2Whilst the downside of being an independent escort (I hate that word – Im a prostitute – everyone else needs to get over it) is the endless admin and marketing necessary to make your voice heard in an already crowded market, the nicest thing is undoubtedly the clients, and being able to connect with them in a much more human way.

When I worked for an agency it was almost impossible to make small talk with my clients – I was so afraid to give out any personal information in case it was passed on to the other women or management and somehow used against me.

In the end I got really frustrated with it – sex isn’t just about putting things in holes (although that tends to feature); its about intimacy, fun and making a connection. This is even more important with BDSM.

Of course, there always has to be a line of separation between work and personal life, but now when I meet you you can be sure that I’m turning up as myself. I think that leads to a much more passionate and honest encounter, and I think my clients appreciate that too…read my reviews for the evidence.

The fabulous latex retailer Libidex had their quarterly sample sale this week. I was there queueing before the doors opened and am only slightly ashamed to say that I bought a load of stuff, went off for lunch and then revisited later in the afternoon and bagged some more loot.

Here’s me trying on my pink leotard, lots more pics to come when I have my next pro shoot in a couple of weeks.

The final big event of my week was a bit of a shocker. It’s what every sex worker dreads – news of your ew occupation reaching people who you’d really rather didn’t know.

I have to admit I’m fairly ambivalent – I’m not embarrassed or ashamed about what I do, and everyone who needs to know, knows. And whats more, they’re all pretty cool and supportive.

But it was still a shock when an old school friend got in touch to inform me quite coldly that shed become aware of my work. How had it come to her attention? Only bloody Twitter…turns out my working profile (which didn’t have a face pic, but was still quite recognisable as me) kept on coming up as a suggestion for “people you may know”. God knows why, I don’t even follow her on Twitter, but I assume I’d not been scrupulous about blocking access to my phone book/contacts list.

Lesson learned.

Fundamentally I’m with Edward Snowden, if you’re life’s out there online its up for grabs, and pretty much out of your hands. So here I am, do with me what you will.

Have a good week my lovelies. Don’t forget to follow me on Twitter for political commentary, pithy one-liners and the occasional picture of my bum.

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From the stars to the gutter…

July 25, 2015 by admin

My life had become dull and mundane. The 2.4 kids, gas guzzler and house in the country had not come to pass and even if they had, I doubt they would have made me happy. Certainly my first attempt(s) at wedded bliss didn’t do much to convince me that I was cut out for that particular institution.

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I’d already decided to pack up my old life in the north and move to the capital in search of excitement, and on a whim I clicked on an ad for a fetish escort agency. I’ll just make an enquiry about working for them, I thought. I don’t have to go any further with it. I sent the email before I could change my mind.

The next day, a nice lady phoned me up. Did I have any experience, she asked? None at all, I responded. She seemed a little surprised (I later learned that I’m pretty long in the tooth to be just starting out in the industry), but she assured me my lack of experience wouldn’t be a problem. She asked if I’d like to go in for an interview and we fixed a date. I’ll just go in to see what it’s all about, I thought. I don’t have to go through with it.

Fast forward to four weeks later and I’m standing in a bedroom that’s kitted out as a fully-fledged BDSM dungeon, waiting for my first client. I’ll just work this one day, I thought. If I don’t like it, I don’t have to carry on with it…

Well, dear reader, I did like it. So here I am.

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