How many women are bisexual? I mean, at least to some extent. It must be a majority these days, surely. I mean, at any party with a remote connection to sexuality, it’s a given that you will see quite a few women playing together. Browse the profiles on any kinky website and see how many women identify as bi. It’s more or less the norm.
Not the blokes, though! Men still cling to the stereotype of the rugged, beer drinking, football playing, straighter than straight guy. Ask the average man whether he would touch another man’s private parts and you will likely get a resounding “no way.” And yet…
The English gentleman has always been a slightly camp figure, sexually ambivalent in the manner of David Bowie, say. Having spent five years of my youth at one of the most god-awful public schools in England, I can tell you that the rampant bisexuality was one of the very few aspects that were any fun at all.
My friend Caroline reckoned that it’s about time bisexual men and women had their own party. So we thought we would have a regular get-together under the banner of our little group, The Chardmore Society. Like all our parties, it’s a small and friendly affair, with something like thirty people usually attending.
So what actually happens at this bisexual party? Well, you enter a lovely old Edwardian vicarage in South London and find a random collection of agreeable bi people to chat with. There’s a lounge area and a relaxed atmosphere. If you feel like playing, we have several spacious bedrooms, where you can drag your partner (or whoever you fancy) for some hands-on experimentation.
Needless to say, we also have a dungeon, so you can by all means get spanked if you fancy that. As at all Chardmore Society parties, there is no pressure to play – we prefer an easy-going atmosphere. Men, women, couples and TVs are all welcome. Wear whatever you like, including fetish or cross-dressing. You can change when you arrive, or just come as you are. All ages and body types are welcome.
Having said there is no pressure to play, I had better describe some of the play that does go on…
At a recent party, one female guest had her husband on a leash and instructed him to, er, please random blokes, or he would get a stroke or two of her crop. That was fun to watch and obviously a lot of fun for him. One lovely woman was blindfolded by her man, who kept telling her now many people were watching; she was so excited by this that I thought she was going to orgasm on the spot. (I think she might have done.) A pretty lesbian couple had a great time being shown rope bondage by David, a regular guest who’s a real expert and happy to demonstrate.
I think my favourite was the couple with the smartly dressed woman who told me that her favourite thing was to be taken from behind by several men while closely watching her husband entertaining two guys at once. A few guests lost no time in helping her out. As I say, we’re friendly people…
It’s a great party for couples where the woman wants to see her man with another man; quite a few women love that. Of course, lots of men like to see their woman having lesbian sex – who knew! Some of the combinations are fun; the handsome Irish guy, the stunning blonde girl and the lovely camp Indian boy can come again any time.
Now, we do get quite a few single guys and that’s perfectly fine, but we really encourage couples. So, when guys ask me whether there will be many women at the party, I always say there will be if you bring your partner with you…
The bisexual party is a safe space for single women. We’ve been getting a few lately, including the pretty doctor with sexy glasses the other week, who can also come again whenever she likes. But, moving swiftly on…
OK, the party is currently held at a former vicarage in South London, from 6 pm to 10pm, so you can come straight from work, or go home first. You can change when you get there, or just wear your street clothes. Whatever you like is fine. No alcohol is sold, so feel free to bring your own. The old vicarage is near Sutton station, which is only 30 minutes from Victoria – but do get the fast train, not the slow one! Otherwise, there’s the Thameslink from St Pancras direct to Sutton. Parking nearby is easy and free.
The Chardmore Society runs other kinky parties too. The link for the bisexual ones is here – http://www.chardmoresociety.com/bisexual-parties/
Tim Woodward